2 Broke Girls Season 1 Episode 2: "And The Break-Up Scene" Quotes
These shades belong down! From now on think of me as a vampire, without all the annoying marketing.Max
I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.Max
Max: You took money from a homeless man?
Caroline: I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.
Max: The apartment is two blocks away.
Caroline: Yes I know, two blocks and fifteen "hola chicas!" away.