2 Broke Girls

Mondays 8:00 PM on CBS
2 broke girls
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These shades belong down! From now on think of me as a vampire, without all the annoying marketing.

Max

I don't cry. I sold my tear ducts to an organ bank for cash two years ago.

Max

Max: You took money from a homeless man?
Caroline: I prefer to think of Bob near the bridge as our first investor.

Max: The apartment is two blocks away.
Caroline: Yes I know, two blocks and fifteen "hola chicas!" away.

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