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Max: I’ll be right back. If you mess up our batter, I’ll cut your thing off.
Deke: Sweet, I could stand to lose 5 pounds.

Deke: You were amazing. I love you.
Max: I love you too.

Max: If you ever interrupt me while studying…
Deke: And having sex.
Max: again, I will drop kick your baby powered ass back to the shire with the other hobbits.
Han: I told her.
Caroline: Did you?!

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You know, I once had sex on a bus and I was driving it. Oh...... were those kids late to school.


Sophie: I just heard two hobos getting freaking in the garbage.
Caroline: Sophie, that was Max and Deke.

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