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Caroline: Are the owner of this establishment?
Blarney Bill: I’m not even the owner of these pants!

Max: I thought you wanted to keep your skirt wearing on the low-low.
Earl: That’s before I discovered the sensation of a cool breeze circling my bag and my pipe.

Caroline: Max, I'm sorry if I rained on your parade today. Well, peed on it.
Max: Don't worry about it. Everything that means something to me gets peed on

Rest in pee, Caroline.


Drunk Chick: Guys, I just threw up.
Caroline: And you're carrying it around like a baby chick?

But we worked so hard, I have so much green under my fingernails, it looks like I had really good sex with Shrek.


I’ve hit some very low points today, but I’m not about to pee through a paper penis in public.


Caroline: Max, we haven't been so busy since someone spray painted "free sex stuff" on the wall outside.
Max: And you said I'm not good at marketing

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