2 Broke Girls "And The Reality Check" Quotes
Caroline: I thought you weren't into pets?
Max: I'm not! It's a kitten ringing a doorbell! He was trying to get in, like people.
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Max; Maybe we should ask your doorman, insert generic Irish name here, to come help.
Caroline: I know their names: day James, night James, and black James.
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Caroline: I was cooold! And she thought she knew weather patterns!
Max: Are you high?
Caroline: Well. Maybe a little
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Max: Yea that's snow when you're rich! The only snow angels you'll see this year, are the six crack addicts frozen to our stoop.
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Max: So what's the plan? What are we gonna do if it does snow? You're so white, I'm worried weíre gonna lose you.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Earl: I couldn't tell when my first wife was coming, but I can sure tell when a storm is coming.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Max: Hipsters listen to?
Han: Radiohead!
Max: Homeless listen to?
Han: The voices in their head.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Han: Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
Max: Because I cannot be in the background of another Instagram photo!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8