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Caroline: Earl, does she look like a hooker.
Earl: I don't like to judge a book by its cover. But if she was a book, she would be the kind that other books paid for sex.

Caroline: Oh my god, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.
Max: She's not a hooker, she's too old. She's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.

Detective: He lived alone, been dead two weeks
Max: Cats eat his face?
Caroline: Max! Can you not be so dark?
Max: Kittens eat his face?

Caroline: Max come out.
Max: If I came out, it wouldn't be for you, it would be for that hot dragon tattoo girl.

Oleg: Pickup, chicken breast, the way I know you like it with *bone in*
Caroline: We really should have a seminar about sexual harassment in the work place.
Max: Why he's already so good at it?

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