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All this money and I didn’t do anything. I’m one mustache away from being a Kardashian.Max
Caroline: Sophie, it’s nice to see you so giddy about something.
Max: Yeah, you’re like me sitting on that broken washer at the laundry mat.
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He dropped me off first because he’s a class act, and because he had to put his pants back on.Sophie
I hear that phone has a great camera for selfies, or in your case elfies.Max
Caroline: Next up, I have gas.
Max: Ah, thanks for the heads up this time.
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Ladies, you’re wasting your time. He can’t speak and he doesn’t like girls. He’s a vegetable and a fruit.Lester
Max is right. There are two things in life you cannot lose, a rent-controlled apartment and bladder control.Earl
As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan is no longer living there, the rent will get higher than Justin Bieber on a plane with his dad.Max
Max: I love our toilet lawn.
Caroline: It’s gross.
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Everybody, please! Han clearly just injured his vagina.Max
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Well, my high was catching a glimpse of a customer’s lacy g-string and my low was seeing his junk.Oleg
My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom and my low was imagining my life without it.Caroline