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I'm Lizzing!


[to Liz] You were trying to be an actress then. Despite your neck.


Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.

[his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.


[to Dennis] Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machines.


[on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!


My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.


With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.


I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.


When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!


Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.


The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.

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30 Rock Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!
Liz: That is solid.

Frank: My god, He's mortal!
Lutz: What just happened!?