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Jenna: [to Liz] You were trying to be an actress then. Despite your neck.
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Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.
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Jack: [his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.
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Liz: [to Dennis] Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machines.
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Liz: [on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!
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Dennis: My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.
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Dennis: With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.
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Jack: I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.
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Tracy: When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!
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