I'm Lizzing!

Jack

[to Liz] You were trying to be an actress then. Despite your neck.

Jenna

Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.

[his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.

Jack

[to Dennis] Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machines.

Liz

[on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!

Liz

My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.

Dennis

With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.

Dennis

I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.

Jack
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