30 Rock Season 3 Episode 16: "Apollo, Apollo" Quotes
[to Liz] You were trying to be an actress then. Despite your neck.Jenna
Jack: Go to Disneyland? Lemon, I've held Walt Disney's frozen head in my hands.
Liz: That's awesome.
[his list of things to do before turning 50] Go to Disneyland, ride in an airplane, kiss Peggy Fleming, live in a house with stairs, beat up a Russian, hit mom with a car.Jack
[to Dennis] Good luck with your fake addiction and your inconveniently located vending machines.Liz
[on Jenna and Dennis in her bed] Oh guys, come on, I eat in there!Liz
My support group? It's lousy with nymphos.Dennis
With the help of WedMD, I was recently self-diagnosed as a sex addict.Dennis
I'm aware of it. I have a Google news alert for the phrase 'Tracy Jordan ridiculous disaster.Jack
When I was a kid growing up in the projects, I would look up into the stars and dream of going into space, escaping the slums, and killing an Ewok!Tracy
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.Liz
The closest I came to vomiting tonight is when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.Jack