30 Rock

30 Rock "Future Husband" Quotes

Jack: How could a company from Philly buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jenna: Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with K-Fed again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: That's wonderful. Even if he does come from a country that's nothing more than the dried husk America came out of.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Avery: I'll tell him it's the guy I'm having sex with. It's a 24 hour news cycle around here Jack, we really don't have time to do it right here anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: Maybe we're the last people on Earth. Maybe we are legend. You're Will Smith and I'm the dog!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Is it Senior Executive Skip Day? Because that's usually in the spring so we can go to an amusement park.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: He could be a serial killer. He could wear a thumb ring.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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