How could a company from Philly buy a company from New York? That would be like Vietnam defeating the United States in a ground war.

Jack

Guardwell. Guard your well. Well.

Jenna

Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.

Liz

If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself I'd have sex with K-Fed again.

Jenna

That's wonderful. Even if he does come from a country that's nothing more than the dried husk America came out of.

Kenneth

Honey, I'm home! Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!

Tracy

I'll tell him it's the guy I'm having sex with. It's a 24 hour news cycle around here Jack, we really don't have time to do it right here anymore.

Avery

Maybe we're the last people on Earth. Maybe we are legend. You're Will Smith and I'm the dog!

Jonathan

Is it Senior Executive Skip Day? Because that's usually in the spring so we can go to an amusement park.

Jack

He could be a serial killer. He could wear a thumb ring.

Liz

It's so romantic, like that movie I only saw the first few moments of, Fatal Attraction.

Kenneth

Oh, your dentist gets drunk with you, too?

Jenna
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30 Rock Season 4 Episode 14 Quotes

When can I start eating hard cheeses again?

Liz

You watched it for an hour, said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it then shut it off.

Jack
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