30 Rock

30 Rock "Gentleman's Intermission" Quotes

Liz: Albino ninja!
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Random Guy: Hey are you Jack? Sorry I'm late. B.T.Dubs, I gotta leave for my ironic kickball league in about ten. Also I'm not interested in this position unless I'm going to be constantly praised. And I won't cut my hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: She's got just the right amount of D.I.H.C. for me. I hear it and I don't care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: He owns the world's only giraffe basketball team, the New York Necks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Dr. Drew called me un-fixable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dick: I'm meeting up with my old Army buddy, Gary. Tonight we're doing a push-up and tomorrow we're going to a bar called Swingles!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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