Liz: We sure had quite a year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
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Milton: I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We Are The Pizza.'
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Liz: Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?
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Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
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Liz: Long distance is wrong distance.
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Cerie: [to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.
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Mary J. Blige: My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.
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Jack: I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.
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Jack: I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
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Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
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Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
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Milton: I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We Are The Pizza.'
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Liz: Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?
• Rating: 4.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Liz: Long distance is wrong distance.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Cerie: [to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.
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Mary J. Blige: My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jack: I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
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Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
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