30 Rock

30 Rock "Kidney Now!" Quotes

Liz: We sure had quite a year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Milton: I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We Are The Pizza.'
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Tracy: [giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Liz: Long distance is wrong distance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cerie: [to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary J. Blige: My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jack: I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: [on his high school classmate] We called him Mean Steve. But his real name was Steven Killer.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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