Liz: We sure had quite a year.
Jack: What are you talking about? It's May.

I've never seen anything like this, and I was in 'We Are The Pizza.'


Do you know if there's a sit down Quizno's in midtown?


[giving commencement address] Just be yourself, and I promise that every single person in this room will be President of the United States!


Long distance is wrong distance.


[to Liz] They want you on the 7th hour of The Today Show.


My Mary J. Blige Foundation is celebrating its 10th year of searching for the Loch Ness Monster.

Mary J. Blige

I haven't seen this many riled up dirtbags since CVS started to put the cold medicine behind the counter.


I don't know. But I have the entire liberal media establishment at my disposal, the same manipulation machine that got Barack Obama elected and donate all of that money for Rainstorm Katrina.

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