30 Rock

30 Rock "Live From Studio 6H" Quotes

Jon Hamm (as Chuck): Honey you have a dynamite shape, but you're gonna have to shut up and let a man tell us what's happening.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: Recent studies have shown that while pregnancy is disgusting, babies do not need tar or nicotine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jon Hamm (as Abner): I's done stoled this catfish!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jon Hamm (as Abner): Here I is Alfie.
Tracy (as Alfie): Oh hell no, I ain't doin' this.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Tony): We've got a great show. At least that's what the Jews I pay tell me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Paul: I may have a dress, and a wig, and a gynecologist, but I am the man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Spaceman: Nine out of 10 doctors said "Who is this? Why are you calling so late?" but the 10th guy was into it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Larry): Bang, zoom, I'm gonna drown you in the bathtub and say a mental patient did it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Larry): One of these days I'm gonna cut you up in pieces and feed you to the neighbor's dogs.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack (as Larry): One of these days Dorris I'm gonna take a shotgun and blam, blow your face off.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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