When did gum get so soft you sons of bitches?


You're being so transvaginal right now.


Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.

Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.

You weren't the only student I dated, but you were the only one who shot my wife.

Gym Teacher

I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.


KouchTown, sit down or get out of the way.


Sent from one of my four iPads? This guy sounds amazing.


All they teach us now is how to build roller coasters and Survivor challenges.

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