30 Rock Season 6 Episode 18: "Murphy Brown Lied to Us" Quotes
When did gum get so soft you sons of bitches?
Spokesman
You're being so transvaginal right now.
Liz
Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.
Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.
You weren't the only student I dated, but you were the only one who shot my wife.
Gym Teacher
I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.
Liz
KouchTown, sit down or get out of the way.
Spokesman
Sent from one of my four iPads? This guy sounds amazing.
Criss
All they teach us now is how to build roller coasters and Survivor challenges.
Durr
I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.
Tracy
Liz: Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
Jack: Kevin Garnett helped me move once. Kevin Costner cooked me dinner after a bad breakup.
