30 Rock "Murphy Brown Lied to Us" Quotes
Spokesman: When did gum get so soft you sons of bitches?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Liz: You're being so transvaginal right now.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Jenna I've been thinking.
Jenna: Why? You're famous.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Liz: Why didn't you just take the subway?
Kat: Because that's not romantic. Watch a movie Liz.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gym Teacher: You weren't the only student I dated, but you were the only one who shot my wife.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Liz: I watched like three MythBusters last night so I'm pretty exhausted, if you know what I mean.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Spokesman: KouchTown, sit down or get out of the way.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Criss: Sent from one of my four iPads? This guy sounds amazing.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Durr: All they teach us now is how to build roller coasters and Survivor challenges.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Tracy: I didn't get to work an hour late just to be the first one here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11