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I'll try, but if I couldn't get it done in Vegas after a Penn & Teller show, I don't know how it's gonna happen here.

Liz

Come on, Frazier? I should throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you.

Kelsey Grammer

One rule. If anybody gets hurt during the score, we leave them behind to die.

Kelsey Grammer

Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.

I don't understand what you're saying but I like that it has the word we in it.

Kenneth

Jack: We are lovers.
Liz: Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.

Liz: I'm the one with the performance problem. I freaked out and my junk closed for business. It's like Fort Knox down there.
Driver: I'm just going to raise the barrier if that's okie dokie with everyone.

Jenna: Kenneth, take this card and get a cake for the crew.
Kenneth: Oh that's very thoughtful Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: Well one of the camera guys just had a baby, and I'm sick of hearing about it. This will put me back on top.

I just can't turn down community service. 'Cause if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard.

Tracy

I just need to see him and I can't get a cab because Greece is playing Pakistan in soccer.

Liz

Because you have so many unsolvable problems. Like your mouth! It looks like somebody kicked a whole in a bag of flour.

Jonathan (to Liz)
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30 Rock Season 5 Episode 5 Quotes

I just need to see him and I can't get a cab because Greece is playing Pakistan in soccer.

Liz

Because you have so many unsolvable problems. Like your mouth! It looks like somebody kicked a whole in a bag of flour.

Jonathan (to Liz)