30 Rock

30 Rock "Reaganing" Quotes

Liz: I'll try, but if I couldn't get it done in Vegas after a Penn & Teller show, I don't know how it's gonna happen here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kelsey Grammer: Come on, Frazier? I should throw some tossed salad and scrambled eggs at you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kelsey Grammer: One rule. If anybody gets hurt during the score, we leave them behind to die.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: I don't understand what you're saying but I like that it has the word we in it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: We are lovers.
Liz: Uhh that word bums me out unless it's between the words meat and pizza.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: I'm the one with the performance problem. I freaked out and my junk closed for business. It's like Fort Knox down there.
Driver: I'm just going to raise the barrier if that's okie dokie with everyone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Kenneth, take this card and get a cake for the crew.
Kenneth: Oh that's very thoughtful Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: Well one of the camera guys just had a baby, and I'm sick of hearing about it. This will put me back on top.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I just can't turn down community service. 'Cause if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: I just need to see him and I can't get a cab because Greece is playing Pakistan in soccer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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