30 Rock "St. Valentine's Day" Quotes (Page 3)
Jennifer: Kenneth, why do you suddenly sound white?
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapons grade narcotics. Oh, it feels good to say that one out loud actually. That one was weighing on me.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jack: I believe we were brought together by the most successful capitalist enterprise in the history of the world. Despite the McLean Deluxe and the MickeyMoo.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: Oh, come on Lemon, what is this? A green card thing?
Liz: No.
Jack: Closet case?
Liz: I don't think so.
Jack: Slump buster?
Liz: No, he's not a ballplayer.
Jack: Bundy-esque serial killer?
Liz: That was my first thought, but no. This is actually happening, and I'm blowing it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Elisa: How dare you say such things so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, patron saint of judgmental statues!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 25
