30 Rock "Standards and Practices" Quotes
Jack: Whatever are you doing here, Kaylie Hooper?
Kaylie: Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision. I just had fruit roll ups for dinner...at a strip club.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: A Parcell man has never been called mister outside of an execution chamber.
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: I'm Kenneth by the way.
Liz: Me too. I'm Kenneth...Kenneth, uh, Toilet Hole.
• Rating: Unrated
Jessica: So we're thinking the show's more like The Girls Next Door, and you're that old boat captain that shows up sometimes.
• Rating: Unrated
Kaylie: My mom is in Indonesia visiting her charity where poor children make shoes.
Jack: Isn't that just a sweatshop?
• Rating: Unrated
Tracy: I feel like Oscar the Grouch today, and not just because I woke up in a garbage can this morning startling someone named Gordon.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hank: Last time I was this excited...was this morning. I saw a cat wearing the same sweater as its person.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7
