Jack: [on Tracy] His video game made a fortune, and he invested it all in a company that dismantles bank signs - it's doing very well.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Kenneth: [to Liz, about Drew] Don't get too attached, because once people realize his tonics don't work, it's on to the next town.
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Tracy Jr.: I didn't come here for excuses - I came here to see the dumbest cracker in all New York. Did you even vote for Obama?
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Liz: You can't put Gatorade on salmon.
Drew: Yes you can - the hot Italian lady from the Food Network told me so.
Liz: Did she say it on TV?
Drew: No, she said it to me when she jumped escalators to try to talk ... oh.
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Jack: Tracy and I have become quite close. Look, we got BFF bracelets.
Liz: You guys are best friends forever?
Jack: That's not what that stands for.
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Kenneth: But why would you want to cut your hair? You look exactly as I imagine Mary Magadalene to be.
Jenna: Thank you, but I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town!
Pete: I already explained that: that was a police sketch of a flasher who happened to look like Tracy... we hope.
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