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Dr. Leo Spaceman: I understand now what it's like have too much on your plate. Between my medical practice and this job, I'm being pulled in a bunch of different directions.
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Dr. Leo Spaceman: My lab work is in the field of sleep research, mostly because I checked the wrong box on a form once.
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Dr. Leo Spaceman: [on his sleep study] It's being funded by the U.S. military and the WNBA.
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Liz: [on plan to get off jury duty] "I've got my Princess Leia outfit and my copies of Playgirl magazines from the early '80s."
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Liz: [as Princess Leia] I really don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury since I'm a hologram.
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Liz: Shut up, Lutz!
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Tracy: If you have enough money you can do whatever you want! Now I can appear on Martha Stewart Live. Oh, and it's going to be raunchy!
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Tracy: [to Jenna] Wake up motherf****r!"
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Liz: [to Jack] It has a ham button! You used my idea!
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Kenneth: Are you pickling squirrel meat? Cause I can lend you my skullpresser.
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