30 Rock Season 3 Episode 14: "The Funcooker" Quotes
I understand now what it's like have too much on your plate. Between my medical practice and this job, I'm being pulled in a bunch of different directions.
Dr. Leo Spaceman
My lab work is in the field of sleep research, mostly because I checked the wrong box on a form once.
Dr. Leo Spaceman
[on his sleep study] It's being funded by the U.S. military and the WNBA.
Dr. Leo Spaceman
[on plan to get off jury duty] "I've got my Princess Leia outfit and my copies of Playgirl magazines from the early '80s."
Liz
[as Princess Leia] I really don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury since I'm a hologram.
Liz
Shut up, Lutz!
Liz
If you have enough money you can do whatever you want! Now I can appear on Martha Stewart Live. Oh, and it's going to be raunchy!
Tracy
[to Jenna] Wake up motherf****r!"
Tracy
[to Jack] It has a ham button! You used my idea!
Liz
Are you pickling squirrel meat? Cause I can lend you my skullpresser.
Kenneth
Jack: (re: his years spent developing the pocket microwave): Most of that time has been spent trying to come up with a hip, edgy name that would appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.
With no TGS I see you... self-publishing your novel and moving back in with your parents.
Jack