Jack: [on knowing his mom was out shopping] I know. My credit card company called to confirm my purchase of the book "Intercourse After Hip Surgery."• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jack's mom: A guy like Paul, who can drive at night? You just don't say say no to that!
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Kenneth: Now you're standing on the very spot where Grace Allen took Jack Parr's virginity.
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Jack: [on treating Liz differently] Well, I pay you a little less.
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Pete: [on what the crew holds back from Liz] Farts, for one thing.
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Kenneth: [on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
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Len: Everyone has something to hide. For instance, I'm wearing a child's Halloween costume under this.
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Cerie: [to Liz] You know this food area is always the first place I go to look for you.
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Jenna: Oh, I didn't know anyone was here. That wasn't me screaming in the bathroom.
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Jack's mom: Paul lives in Florida. He paints landscapes and makes his own soda.
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