[to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?

Liz

Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.

Liz

Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.

Liz

Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.

Liz

In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

Liz

[on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!

Liz

If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.

Kenneth

Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

Elisa

[on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.

Jack
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