Liz: [to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Liz: Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
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Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
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Liz: Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
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Liz: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
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Liz: [on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
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Kenneth: If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
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Elisa: Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
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Jack: [on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
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Jenna: It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
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