30 Rock

30 Rock "The Ones" Quotes

Liz: [to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?
 • Rating: Unrated

Liz: Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Liz: Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: [on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Elisa: Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jack: [on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenna: It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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