30 Rock Season 3 Episode 19: "The Ones" Quotes
[to Jenna] You look happy. Did you finally settle that lawsuit over your exercise tape?
Liz
Whoa, check out the bling. Or whatever it's called now.
Liz
Hey, where are my Sno-balls? I'm going to the gym later so I deserve a treat.
Liz
Allergies are psychosomatic. The only reason I'm allergic to dogs is because one bit me when I got my first period.
Liz
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.
Liz
[on her slanket] It's not product placement, I just like it!
Liz
If I have a strawberry, my throat closes up faster than a girl in math class.
Kenneth
Isn't there a Slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Elisa
[on Tracy] His life is like Enron, circa 1999. So wild.
Jack
It hurts more than my foot botox to know that he's out there and I can't find him.
Jenna
[on his harmonica] Oh, you mean my mouth radio.
Kenneth
[to Tracy] This is decadent. And I once went to Miami with Daryl Strawberry.
Jack
