I can't run a store and make change for people!

Nancy

I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.

Kenneth

The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.

Jack

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!

Tracy

It'll be the new owner's problem, like the water heater. And the ghost.

Nancy

Yeah, we talked about it with Dr. Phil and then we made a collage and wrote about it in our dream journals.

Nancy

What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.

Jack

What, you're not using an office replication service while you're here?

Jack

That stupid, Irish piece of... oh boy, Boston is not going to go well.

Tracy
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