30 Rock Season 4 Episode 11: "Winter Madness" Quotes
I can't run a store and make change for people!
Nancy
I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
Kenneth
The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.
Jack
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!
Tracy
It'll be the new owner's problem, like the water heater. And the ghost.
Nancy
Yeah, we talked about it with Dr. Phil and then we made a collage and wrote about it in our dream journals.
Nancy
What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
Jack
What, you're not using an office replication service while you're here?
Jack
That stupid, Irish piece of... oh boy, Boston is not going to go well.
Tracy
Also, there is no internet or Spectravision in the hotel rooms, so plan ahead gentlemen. Porn-wise.
Pete
I went to college in Boston. Well, not in Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts!
Toofer
Liz: Cross-promotional... deal mechanics... revenue streams... jargon... synergy.
Jack: That's the best presentation I've ever heard.
