30 Rock "Winter Madness" Quotes
Nancy: I can't run a store and make change for people!
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: We didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Nancy: It'll be the new owner's problem, like the water heater. And the ghost.
• Rating: Unrated
Nancy: Yeah, we talked about it with Dr. Phil and then we made a collage and wrote about it in our dream journals.
• Rating: Unrated
Jack: What keeps people polite on airplanes? A shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they're forced to watch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: What, you're not using an office replication service while you're here?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Tracy: That stupid, Irish piece of... oh boy, Boston is not going to go well.
• Rating: Unrated
Pete: Also, there is no internet or Spectravision in the hotel rooms, so plan ahead gentlemen. Porn-wise.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 19
