30 Rock Season 5 Quotes
Their from Brooklyn Without Limits. It's this very cool store with locations in Gay Town, White Harlem, and the Van Beardswick section of Brooklyn.
Liz
I swear to Kabbalah monster, those jeans are perfect. Look at your butt.
Jenna
Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.
Liz
Albino ninja!
Liz
If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler.
Tracy
Hey are you Jack? Sorry I'm late. B.T.Dubs, I gotta leave for my ironic kickball league in about ten. Also I'm not interested in this position unless I'm going to be constantly praised. And I won't cut my hair.
Random Guy
She's got just the right amount of D.I.H.C. for me. I hear it and I don't care.
Jack
He owns the world's only giraffe basketball team, the New York Necks.
Jack
Dr. Drew called me un-fixable.
Jenna
Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.
Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.
Tracy
I'm meeting up with my old Army buddy, Gary. Tonight we're doing a push-up and tomorrow we're going to a bar called Swingles!
Dick
