Hey guys. It's me Tracy, the black guy from work.

Tracy

I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.

Jenna

I don't like to swear sir, but no thank you.

Kenneth

Eugene: What's your handicap?
Paul: Oh I don't have one myself, but I do like a girl with a limp.

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.

I hate to be the stereotypical man, but this is my home and I wanna wear this blouse.

Paul

Oh my God, Liz? It's Tracy...from work.

Tracy

It's an old Parcell family recipe, but I like to replace the Union soldier meat with boiled potatoes.

Kenneth

How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.

Frank

Every year my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas. We get it Aunt Alice. You're a sheep.

Kenneth

Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child.

Liz

I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.

Jack
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30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

I tracked him down to an address in Brooklyn. He's on LinkedIn, Lemon. He might as well be dead.

Jack

Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ...
Liz: Sandwiches?

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