30 Rock

30 Rock Season 5 Quotes

Season 5 Episode 23: "Respawn"

Tracy: Hey guys. It's me Tracy, the black guy from work.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Jenna: I'm finally taking a stand...after all these days.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: I don't like to swear sir, but no thank you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Eugene: What's your handicap?
Paul: Oh I don't have one myself, but I do like a girl with a limp.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Paul: I hate to be the stereotypical man, but this is my home and I wanna wear this blouse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: Oh my God, Liz? It's Tracy...from work.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: It's an old Parcell family recipe, but I like to replace the Union soldier meat with boiled potatoes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: How's this for grown up? Last night for dinner, I put milk in my Apple Jacks.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Kenneth: Every year my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas. We get it Aunt Alice. You're a sheep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Liz: Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: I could hardly drink my morning shower scotch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: There are four things I wanna do this summer, but they're roommates so it's tricky.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: Looks like you could use a little R & R...rum and ritalin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Spaceman: Alright. Now that the popsicle's melted we've got ourselves a tongue depressor.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"

Kenneth: You're the one that makes us laugh. Never go away again.
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Cop: Don't think I won't tase you alright? I got OCD and I love doing paperwork.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tracy: Was Dot Com standing that gay?
Kenneth: Um no sir, he was not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tracy: JMo how long would it take for your hair to grow back?
Jenna: It depends. Do you have access to horse seaman?
Tracy: You know I do.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kim Jong Il: North Korea, everything sunny all the time, always, good time, beach party.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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