I spend one night with you, I end up telling you my whole life story.

Liam [to Naomi]

I never stopped loving you Liam. Merry Christmas!

Annie

Trying to understand rich kids is like trying to understand LeBron James, the more you talk about it the angrier you get.

Liam

You look tired? Up all night, thinking about me?

Silver [to Dixon]

Random girl: No offense, but you look like you haven't slept in a week.
Naomi: No offense, but your nose looked better before.

Adrianna: Didn't know you were in AA.
Gia: Sort of what the "anonymous" is about.

Guys aren't like girls. We don't hold grudges. Life's too short.

Dixon

You're gonna need a new look from the neck up. Judging from the lip brow perhaps a little grooming from the waist down?

Naomi

If I were going to the island of lesbos, you'd be my pick.

Naomi

Naomi: Okay guys, we have to focus. We have to work to do here. I am officially on the quest for the perfect LSD.
Silver: No, no.
Annie: I'm sorry, LSD?
Naomi: Every girl must have the perfect little sequent dress. The LSD is the most important element to a girl's wardrobe because boys like shiny things. They're kind of like babies in that regard.
Annie: Or like trout.
Naomi: True, Liam is totally a trout.

Silver: How long you been sleeping?
Dixon: I don't know, I was asleep.

Pretty soon I'm going to hell...don't need to add to that by defrocking a priest.

Annie

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid