Everything's as right as a 90 degree angle.

Max [in Naomi's dream]

There is no we, Victor. There is me and there is you who works for me.

Adrianna

Getting married isn't the important part. Being married is.

Ivy

Did you see that shirt Ivy is wearing? I wouldn't use that shirt as a rag to scrub my own bathtub.

Naomi

Shouldn't you be sharing shopping tips with Lady GaGa about now?

Navid

Gia: We could kiss and see how you feel.
Adrianna: Um, yeah that sounds like a good idea

When is Obama gonna outlaw gym class? Guantanamo Bay? That's great. But phys ed? Seriously.

Naomi

You and me, we're done. Why don't you text Ethan and cry on his shoulder about it?

Dixon

[Harry holds up two shirts to Debbie]
Harry: Sweetheart, which one?
Debbie: Well the green goes better what with I'm wearing, and I want remind Tracy that we go together just in case she gets confused

Liam: I don't want anything serious.
Ivy: Serious? What are you, a girl?

How barbaric is breast-feeding? I mean save it for National Geographic, right?

Jen

Three letters, WTF, spring to mind... what the frick just happened?

Harry

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid