I've been carrying her around for nine months. It's hard. I wanna see my feet.

Jen

You sure they don't offer these hormones in Flintstones chewable?

Annie

We'll take my car. You look like you take a mini-van.

Jen [to Deb]

Naomi: If you show up with a raincoat and nothing underneath...
Annie: I'm not wearing a raincoat.
Naomi: Fine. Be a prude.

Do the pants come off at any point, or is this the whole show?

Dixon [to Liam]

Either I've been out of school too long, or the People magazine crosswords have gotten harder.

Adrianna

Debbie: What can we do to bring you down to mildly panicked?
Ryan: Rub a little whiskey on my gums?

Naomi: He's a college guy. If you wanna lock him down, you gotta give him the key. To...
Annie: I get it.

Annie: Where's the underwear part?
Naomi: They're crotchless.

Ryan: She is frightening. I think it's because she looks so much like Christopher Walken.
Deb: It's uncanny.

We are not best friends! You are my mother, and that sucks for me.

Ivy

I'm gonna paddle out to the water. It looked pretty easy on Blue Crush. I watched half of it last night.

Naomi

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid