So they don't remake The Odd Couple starring you and me? It's okay, I'll live.

Ivy [to Naomi]

I just slept with my boyfriend's brother, in my brother's bed. This is so wrong, on so many levels.

Annie

Dixon: You freak out over hairless dogs.
Annie: Yeah, because they're gross. All that skin!

Emily: OMG. Katy Perry and Ben Affleck are next door neighbors. How cool must their block parties be?
Debbie: I don't know. They've never invited me.

Emily: I totally get why you are so HOH over him.
Annie: I am not HOH... where do you even get that?

I probably owe you a fish taco or something for saving my life.

Ivy

Deb: Thank you for inviting Emily.
Annie: You made me.

She's Single White Femaling me!

Annie [on Emily]

Silver: Give in to the experience.
Naomi: The only thing I wanna give in to is a vodka martini and a sexy park ranger.

I can't do this. I'm the other woman. I'm a cheater and a liar. And your iguana is touching me.

Silver

I don't want to be gay. I'm supposed to be a tennis star.

Teddy

How am I supposed to ask someone to be okay about who I am when I'm not?

Teddy

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid