Shove it up your ashram!

Naomi

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I'm surprised he can even get a side piece.

Naomi [on Navid cheating]

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Looks like Teddy was born in the wrong era.

Student

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Navid: I just got a genius idea on how to redeem the family name.
Dixon: Change it?

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My bikini waxer is more spiritual than you, Guru.

Naomi

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I'll sing. I'll dance. I'll do whatever it takes.

Adrianna

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You're the chick who stole the songs from the dead Mexican dude?

Nelly [to Adrianna]

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Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

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She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

Annie

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Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

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Thank God for hemorrhoid cream.

Naomi

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After what happened with Oscar, friends are all we could ever be.

Dixon [after Ivy asks him out to dinner]

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