You don't need a man and neither do I. We can be a team.

Naomi [to Jen]

• Permalink: You don't need a man and neither do I. We can be a team.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Glad to see you didn't sleep in the god-awful Catwoman costume.

Jen [to Naomi]

• Permalink: Glad to see you didn't sleep in the god-awful Catwoman costume.
• Added: March 06, 2012

I happen to believe life means something if you enjoy it.

Preston Hillingsbrook

• Permalink: I happen to believe life means something if you enjoy it.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Son of a bitch is married.

Naomi [finding Paddington's wedding ring]

• Permalink: Son of a bitch is married.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Okay, not a flashlight!

Naomi [accidentally grabbing a vibrator in the dark]

• Permalink: Okay, not a flashlight!
• Added: March 06, 2012

Have you started practicing hailing cabs and being snobbish about pizza?

Naomi [to Silver]

• Permalink: Have you started practicing hailing cabs and being snobbish abou...
• Added: March 06, 2012

I take it that role-playing is on your resumes.

Naomi [to sex shop workers]

• Permalink: I take it that role-playing is on your resumes.
• Added: March 06, 2012

I'm not afraid of taking risks. I'm just sick of them.

Ivy

• Permalink: I'm not afraid of taking risks. I'm just sick of them.
• Added: March 06, 2012

My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.

Naomi

• Permalink: My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.
• Added: March 06, 2012

New money, new guilt.

Preston Hillingsbrook [to Annie]

• Permalink: New money, new guilt.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Everyone in Paris is much too willowy...especially the men.

Jen

• Permalink: Everyone in Paris is much too willowy...especially the men.
• Added: March 06, 2012

Are you forgetting the time when you tried to make fanny packs in Beverly Hills a felony offense?

Naomi [to Jen]

• Permalink: Are you forgetting the time when you tried to make fanny packs i...
• Added: March 06, 2012