It's time I stop writing checks and started kicking ass.

Mitchell Nash

I wouldn't even call him a tool. Maybe asswipe or douchebag.

Annie [referring to Preston Hillingsbrook]

If you need a ride, you can get one from the Los Angeles Police Department as they will be here in about two minutes!


I don't even know if I want to have a relationship with you.

Adrianna [to Dixon]

You're just a street punk with a spray can.


Whoever did this could be an amazing artist.

Gallery owner [upon seeing wrecked gallery]

S'up bitch?

Carla [to Naomi]

I'll throw you more business than a prostitute has on New Year's Eve.

Mitchell Nash [to Naomi]

Believe me, if we'd hooked up you'd remember.

Naomi [to Mitchell Nash]
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