Debbie: Did you forget something?
Ryan: Just my son.

Naomi: Hey, those aren't awful shoes.
Debbie: Thanks.
Naomi: I mean, I'd rather shave my eyebrows than wear them, but for you.

Annie: Where's the underwear part?
Naomi: They're crotchless.

Naomi: He's a college guy. If you wanna lock him down, you gotta give him the key. To...
Annie: I get it.

Debbie: What can we do to bring you down to mildly panicked?
Ryan: Rub a little whiskey on my gums?

Are we going to another beach? Does it have shade? Because I'm not allowed to get freckles.

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