Jen is hardly human. Who would have thought she could reproduce?


Oh my god. Stop kissing or I'm gonna take a picture and send it to Perez.


The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.


You're on a diet consisting of low denominational greens. That's fives and tens, sister.


I thought winning today would make me happy, but when I won I didn't have you.


Jen was pretty much slutting it up with any rich buy that looked in her direction.


Seeing you happy, that means everything to me.

Navid [to Adrianna]

I got into a little tussle with this chili dog and I have to admit defeat.


Ryan: We're getting a little old for vomit and hangovers, aren't we?
Laurel: No, you're never too old for vomit and hangover.

Lila: Guess who.
Navid: Hilary Clinton.
Lila: Close.
Navid: Tila Tequila.
Lila: Closer.

Naomi: You don't want me to tell him what a big tramp you were.
Jen: Exactly.

Jen: We are more in love than ever.
Naomi: Waiter, barf bag!

90210 Season 2 Quotes

Annie: Your girlfriend faked a miscarriage. Sounds like a real winner.
Dixon: Go to Hell.

Ryan: How did you start a fire?
Jen: The Styles section.