You may be having lunch with the next Lauren Conrad.

Adrianna

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• Added: February 22, 2011

After what happened with Oscar, friends are all we could ever be.

Dixon [after Ivy asks him out to dinner]

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• Added: February 22, 2011

Thank God for hemorrhoid cream.

Naomi

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• Added: February 22, 2011

Everything's as right as a 90 degree angle.

Max [in Naomi's dream]

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• Added: February 22, 2011

You know what would make me happy? Getting revenge on the skank he cheated with.

Adrianna

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• Added: February 15, 2011

Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

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• Added: February 15, 2011

I think I have the hots for a nerd.

Naomi

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• Added: February 15, 2011

She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

Annie

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• Added: February 15, 2011

Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

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• Added: February 15, 2011

You're the chick who stole the songs from the dead Mexican dude?

Nelly [to Adrianna]

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• Added: February 15, 2011

I'll sing. I'll dance. I'll do whatever it takes.

Adrianna

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• Added: February 15, 2011

You're nerding out all over our nice moment?

Naomi

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• Added: February 15, 2011