You may be having lunch with the next Lauren Conrad.

Adrianna

After what happened with Oscar, friends are all we could ever be.

Dixon [after Ivy asks him out to dinner]

Thank God for hemorrhoid cream.

Naomi

Everything's as right as a 90 degree angle.

Max [in Naomi's dream]

You know what would make me happy? Getting revenge on the skank he cheated with.

Adrianna

Annie: Nothing about you is innocent, Emily.
Emily: Who wants to 'single white female' who?

I think I have the hots for a nerd.

Naomi

She won't stop until she destroys my entire life!

Annie

Teddy: Did he just hit on me?
Silver: Good things are going to start happening to Teddy.

You're the chick who stole the songs from the dead Mexican dude?

Nelly [to Adrianna]

I'll sing. I'll dance. I'll do whatever it takes.

Adrianna

You're nerding out all over our nice moment?

Naomi

90210 Season 3 Quotes

How's it going with the new boy toy?

Naomi [to Teddy]

Annie: Know what they do to rapists in less civilized societies? Snip. Snip.
Naomi: Sounds pretty civilized to me.