Favorite Accidentally on Purpose Quotes
Billie: I tossed [Zack's] room.
Abby: You did not!
Billie: Oh, but I did. I tossed it like a prison guard looking for crack
Ryan: You're gonna close your eyes. We're gonna spin you around. Now, whoever you take a picture of, you gotta try and nail.
Zack: Wait, wait, wha-- what if it's a dude?
Davis: Just look interested in what he's saying. Guys looove that
Zack: Can you believe that guy?
Davis: Yeah, he's like a really handsome Darth Vader
James: You should know that I know Krav Maga.
Zack: Fine, call him. I'll fight him, too!
Billie: Look, I know this may sound nuts, but I'm thinking of going home with a guy who may be significantly younger than me, and I just need to know if the situation is empowering or desperate.
Olivia: Is he over 18?
Billie: Yeah.
Olivia: Empowering!
I have to think of my future. I want a husband one day. One with a checking account and... a toothbrush he acquired via purchase rather than "dibs."
Billie
Did you see that? There I was being flirted with by a handsome married man who's kind of my imaginary boyfriend and James totally booty-blocked me!
Billie
Dude, you do have a toy you can play with. Just take more trips downtown on the alone train. Have an all-by-yourself party! Be a one-man band
Davis [to Zack]
I don't know any other way to put this, but I have happy feelings in my downstairs area
Billie
Billie: I'm thinking of sleeping with Zack. My brain says it's a bad idea, but it's being outvoted by every cell in my body. Is sleeping with him right now desperate or empowering?
Olivia: Is he passed out?
Billie: No.
Olivia: Empowering!
You didn't call me before you tried to seduce [Zack] because you know that I think you should have a real relationship with him. You didn't want to hear that, so you called the bad idea lady [points to Olivia]
Abby [to Billie]
Zack: You said you were thirty-two.
Billie: That was when I thought I was never going to see you again
