Popular Accidentally on Purpose Quotes
Billie: I tossed [Zack's] room.
Abby: You did not!
Billie: Oh, but I did. I tossed it like a prison guard looking for crack
Ryan: You're gonna close your eyes. We're gonna spin you around. Now, whoever you take a picture of, you gotta try and nail.
Zack: Wait, wait, wha-- what if it's a dude?
Davis: Just look interested in what he's saying. Guys looove that
Maybe I should just put a bag over your head, drive you to the middle of the woods, and we can talk there
Olivia [to Davis]
Davis: Actually, I enjoy the word jumble. I think I'd be really good at writing those.
James: Are you finished?
Davis: You mean, am I ifnished?
Zack: [Billie's] douche ex-boyfriend got me thinking that I am way over my head.
Dr. Roland: Well, douche ex-boyfriends are known for their wisdom
Davis [to Billie's breasts]: And good morning to you. And good morning to you.
Billie: I see you've noticed my recent pregnancy gift from the boob fairy.
Davis: That's such a better job than being the tooth fairy
Dude, you do have a toy you can play with. Just take more trips downtown on the alone train. Have an all-by-yourself party! Be a one-man band
Davis [to Zack]
Did you see that? There I was being flirted with by a handsome married man who's kind of my imaginary boyfriend and James totally booty-blocked me!
Billie
I don't know any other way to put this, but I have happy feelings in my downstairs area
Billie
Billie: I'm thinking of sleeping with Zack. My brain says it's a bad idea, but it's being outvoted by every cell in my body. Is sleeping with him right now desperate or empowering?
Olivia: Is he passed out?
Billie: No.
Olivia: Empowering!
You didn't call me before you tried to seduce [Zack] because you know that I think you should have a real relationship with him. You didn't want to hear that, so you called the bad idea lady [points to Olivia]
Abby [to Billie]
I'm running out of charming. I think I have some more back in my apartment.
Zack
