Lincoln: I never saw the original Terminator.
Coulson: You're off the team.

Tripp: How the hell did they find us? We were cloaked.
Ward: Raina's tracker. Old frequency S.H.I.E.L.D. used during the cold war. What can I say, I'm a history buff.

You're hurting my brain.

May

We think Ward's body was possessed, for lack of a better word, by It. The creature.

Jemma

Coulson: This is not Ward.
Daisy: Sure is creepy like Ward.

I still can't believe this thing is here. On Earth.

Jemma

Fly faster.

Daisy

Yoyo: What is Hydra?
Daisy: Kidnapping Inhumans, Global terrorism, all-around bad guys.

I hope so, it's gas. If not, we'll all go blind.

Fitz

Daisy: Had to get the band back together. Anyone that can fly this thing?
Jemma: May, you can't even walk.
May: But I can still fly.

He is risen! What an improvement! Last time I saw you, you looked like an extra from Dawn of the Dead.

Malick

Raina: Before I met your father I was a lost soul with no clue where I belonged.
Skye: The daughter he never had.
Raina: No, no one could ever replace you Skye. You're all he wants. Be honest Skye, haven't you ever felt lost? Or had that feeling that you were part of something bigger. Like you were special?
Skye: When you say special, what you really mean is alien?
Raina: Is that what you believe? We're human Skye, we just have the potential to be more. But the Diviner, now that is most definitely alien.
Skye: Where do you get this stuff? My father?
Raina: Partly, but my grandmother came from a long line of special people who believed in a story about the blue angels that fell from the Heavens. The ancients called them The Kree.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.