A team divided is a team defeated. Right?

Jeffrey

Daisy: Was that...it?
Robbie: No, that was me.

Coulson: I wanted you to pay close attention to the "Index Asset Evaluation and Intake Process" because someday you’ll be really good at it, even the best.
Skye: Thanks AC.
Coulson: Maybe you’ll get to rename it.
Skye: Good, causes that name is super stupid.
Coulson: I know.

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So many people looking for an excuse to hate.

Yo-Yo

Now you can get back to Lone Rangering, or whatever it is you're doing.

Simmons [to Daisy]

May: Killed. By Radcliffe.
Radcliffe: All for a good cause!

It's my car -- I drive. You wouldn't fit behind the wheel anyways.

Coulson [to Mack]

Fitz: Are you mad?
Radcliffe: No, just a scientist.

In my experience, gods tend to be aliens.

Coulson

You can't have it both ways. You can't push us away and then come crawling back half-dead only when you feel like it. It's unfair!

Simmons [to Daisy]

Jemma: I just feel guilty. All the time. How do you make it stop?
May: You don't. You use it, channel it.
Jemma: Is that what you're doing?

For all the miseries endured to rescue helpless, little Agent Simmons.

Jemma

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.