American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
They're my warm up act. It doesn't matter if they can sing. They have two heads.
Elsa
Well I'll be damned, if it ain't old Honest Abe herself. Ethel you look good. How's your old soup catcher? I would have expected to see some gray in it by now. Are you dyin' it? You can tell me.
Dell
Well, unless you got pony legs under those trousers or a double ding dong...
Jimmy
Desiree: Three titties, proper girl parts and a dingaling. I'm a full blown hermaphrodite. Put that on
your banner.
Elsa: My word. What does that make you?
Dell: The happiest man on earth.
Dark Angel: Are you ready for me?
Grace: Yes.
Grace: I'm free.
Tour Guide: The Montgomery murder-suicide was only the first of many to occur behind these bloody walls.
Marcy: Let's not put that on the listing.
I am so proud of you, Addy. I admire you so for what you were able to overcome. And I think you were beautiful. Addy, I think you were the most beautiful girl I ever met.
Constance
Gloria: Where are you going?
Dandy: I don't know. Maybe St. Petersburg where they have real caramel corn, not that cardboard
they sell at the freak show!
Gloria: But how about a grand baby? That would be so fun for us.
Dandy: Never. Babies are more boring than anything!
Dandy: Snails. [sighs] How boring.
Maid: That's what you ordered. Escargot. Like you had in Paris.
Gloria: Dar went to a lot of trouble. Don't you make a sour fact.
Maid: That boy's workin' my last nerve.
They don't even know us. If they just got to know us, they would see we're just like them. No better, no worse. Just regular people. That's what we gotta do. Let 'em know us.
Jimmy
I'm sorry I snapped. I never killed nobody before. What if he has a family, couple kids, wondering where he is? I know what it's like growing up without a father.
Jimmy
