American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXFavorite American Horror Story Quotes
Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
Desiree
[to Maggie] I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl like you.
Jimmy
I would rather be boiled in oil than be on television.
Elsa
[to Maggie] I'm not the one you have to worry about, Toots. It's the townies, the cops. Do you have any idea how much they hate us? At best we're tolerated because they're grateful we make them feel normal.
Jimmy
Edward: It is not your talent that renders me speechles. It is your delusional ignorance.
Elsa: Excuse me?
Edward: You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters herself with contempt for others.
Bette: I wonder who you are since we came here.
Dot: I'll tell you who I am. I'm someone will do what it takes. I'm going to work hard, save my money, and find a doctor who will do that surgery.
I ain't crying cause you're telling me I'm gonna die, Doc. I'm crying cause you're the first doctor ever treated me with respect.
Ethel
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue.
Fiona
As I get stronger, you get weaker.
Fiona
We're all hopeless, Doc. We're all going to die.
Ethel
I thought I would be good. I thought all I needed was an audience and it would all come together. I'm such a stupid fool.
Bette
When you come back, he'll be as good as new.
Misty
