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Chinese water torture. Which for me is five minutes with Dell.
Paul
Mother always told me, never argue with a woman when she's angry.
Dandy
Paul: What do we do now?
Desiree: Steal her jewelry. And bury the bitch.
Listen to your ma. You got a winning smile and a winsome way. You got star quality, Jimmy. Now you get your ass out there and show 'em why your ma is so proud of you.
Ethel
Elsa: But where will I go?
Bette: Anywhere but here.
Elsa: You would save me?
Dot: Now we're even.
[to Dandy] You think you're special? Your mum probably told you all your life. Well I've got news for you. I've heard you sing and you're not special. You're rubbish. Even worse, you're boring. We don't trade in boring, we're freaks. And you'll never be one of us.
Paul
Do bear in mind, Dot. I can get very nasty if my manhood is compromised. A stallion demands a certain respect from all his mares.
Dandy
[to Dandy] That's where you think freaks belong, parlors, behind glass, a human car crash to stare at and remind you how lucky you are? Well maybe that's true. Maybe that's all we are, but let me tell you this, pretty boy. You may look like a motion picture dreamboat, but you are the biggest freak of them all.
Desiree
Elsa: You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.
Eight years ago my best friend made me a birthday cake. That night when she and I sat over my candle my birthday wish was plain and simple. I just wanted to be loved. Little did I know that every step that I would take since then would be one step further away from making that wish come true.
Elsa
Woof, you're a sight for sore eyes, Mr. Police Officer.
Iris
I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.
Constance
