American Horror Story
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You pollute your bodies, you dumb Swedish meatballs.
Iris
We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, but I'm not leaving until you get all your vitamins and minerals.
Iris
Iris: You get the hell out of here. You don't give a shit about those girls.
Sally: And you do?
Iris: Nobody tells me shit. I've never met the owner.
Marcy: Well, you have now deary. This is the new owner, Will Drake.
Mess is always forgiven - the first time.
Elizabeth
Loughlin: People aren't supposed to live in hotels.
Elizabeth: Well, maybe this place is special.
[to the Countess] Come on. Let's stay in. We can binge watch House of Cards!
Donovan
Our children are at risk from so much in this world, and we can never protect them from all of it. But when there's something we can do to make them just a little bit safer, we do it.
Alex
[to John] There's a part of you that wants to get lost, am I right? Climb that ladder.
Sally
You know what I can't wait for? To hunt Kendall Jenner. Bitch blew me off once at Coachella. Can I kill her?
Tristan
You lived through, like, the wars, and the depression, and...Clinton and everything.
Tristan [to the Countess]
I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.
Constance