Why are you writing about him? He's just another maniac!

Kit

The cruelest thing of all is false hope.

Jude

The Monsignor: Please, Jude, don't be childish.
Jude: Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland.

Kit's kid: Daddy?
Kit: Daddy will be there in a minute.

Monsignor: Help me.
Dark Angel: I'm here.

The baby's full term. It won't be long.

Pepper

Well, hot damn.

Lana

You know how this goes. You make a sound, I bash your head in.

Lana

I'm the son of Bloody Face.

Johnny

There is no God, but there is a Santa Claus!

Killer Santa

Dark Angel: Are you ready for me?
Grace: Yes.
Grace: I'm free.

Nutmeg makes all the difference in the world.

Oliver

American Horror Story Quotes

There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin' me sandwiches. And unless you're planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.

Joe

Paul: What do we do now?
Desiree: Steal her jewelry. And bury the bitch.