Mr. Gallant: Missiles are coming.
Evie Gallant: So is global warming, It is probably fake news.

Now, you can truly see how over you are. Oz is not your son. Your gang of circle-jerking fascists are dead. Your brother and sister are dead. And you are trapped in a cage with nothing but other men. Your sick, ugly, necrotic DNA will rot in prison until you die. And then it will be gone from the world forever.

Ally

I never wanted to be an icon. All I want to do is be a soccer mom and a small business owner.

Ally

Isn't it sad when a strong woman scares people more than clowns?

Ally

You're not a hero. You're a symbol. One I created! Killing people doesn't get the men hard and the ladies wet anymore. But Americans lose their ever-loving shit when you destroy their symbols. Statues, flags, pledges of allegiance, twenty dollar bills, white Jesus, and Merry Fucking Christmas. You come for any of that stuff, you've got writhing in the streets and domination of the news cycle for weeks. You symbolize the hope that women will one day win an argument with their husbands. That they won't be cat-called when they walk down the streets. That their bosses won't talk about their tits anymore. That they'll make just as much money as men make. That the fight is winnable. When I kill you, they'll see that there is no hope. Women can't lead. Women can't win. They will always be outsmarted and outmuscled. They need to finally understand that what they can and should do is shut up, know their place, and make me a goddamn sandwich.

Kai

You were wrong. There was something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man. A nasty woman.

Ally

I know, I'm supposed to be a nice little girl in mourning for the rest of her life. Well, fuck that. I'm living.

Ally

I wanted to be the last person alive. But I just want to die. Kill me, Ally, please. I'm begging you.

Beverly

While women destroy the world outside, we wait safely for our time to strike.

Kai

Trevor: How the hell did a man like you end up here?
Kai: Same as any of these guys. I was sold out by a filthy fucking rat.

Ally: Kai, will you relax? Let me make you a manwich.
Kai: Fuck a manwich!

Charles Manson Hallucination: You are the illest motherfucker alive!
Kai: Thank you, Chuck.

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance