American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
The women of the world are waiting for you, legs spread, on their backs. Impregnate them! Help them give birth to their rage!
Bebe
We're sitting on the biggest bomb the universe has ever seen. Do you know what it is, Mr. Anderson? Female rage. The patriarchy has dammed it up for millennia. And Donald J. Trump is the first world leader to start hammering away at that dam. With every tweet, every eye roll, every pussy grab, he is slowly releasing the fury.
Bebe
I'm an old-school, OG feminist. And do you know who my favorite politician of all time is? Donald J. Trump.
Bebe
Stroking my brother’s paranoia is going to come back to bite you in the ass.
Winter
Ivy: You'll never do anything to me.
Ally: I already have.
Why would I kill us? I'm running for Senate and dead people can't vote. Except in Chicago.
Kai
Who the hell is Jim Jones?
Winter
You lying bitch, I'm going to kill you.
Beverly
What if I asked you to make the ultimate sacrifice?
Kai
Kai: There's something different about you. Did you get a new haircut or something?
Ally: After months of you terrorizing me, forcing me to face my phobias, you did the one thing that my wife, your brother, and all the meds in the world couldn't do. You cured me. I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
Ally: Hello, Councilman. Come on in. Dinner's almost ready.
Kai: Leftist salads with quinoa and green goddess dressing?
Ally: I'm making sloppy joes. Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal.
Your promises mean shit! You're a fake. You don't stand for a goddamn thing.
Beverly
