American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
Lee: Please don't do this. People don't eat people!
Mama Polk: If you ain't Polk...
Jether: ...you ain't people.
Poor Shelby! I feel like a part of me has died with her! Oh my god.
Audrey
Shelby would never kill herself! She's way too self-centered to commit suicide. I played her for six months! I know her better than I know myself.
Audrey
I paid good money for these teeth.
Audrey
We're part of the United States! We get TV!
Jethro
I've been waiting for you.
Matt
Audrey: Oh Jesus, Sidney! I think he's dead.
Lee: You think?!
Audrey: Oh, leave me alone! I'm not American, I'm not used to all this carnage.
Oh, I can't believe that Agnes. I knew she was upset about losing the Saturn Award, but I didn't think it would make her completely homicidal.
Audrey
The bad guy's always the lead on every show. Now let me ask you something else, judgmental motherfuckers. What's more important than screentime? Huh?
Dominic
It was my destiny. They chose me. I was the fan favorite. All my life people have underestimated me. They only booked me for three episode, but I got five. Because the fans wanted more. They wanted the Butcher.
Agnes
This camera is my story. People are going to know I did not lie.
Lee
I am the tree and the lightning that strikes it.
Agnes
