American Horror Story
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXAmerican Horror Story Quotes
You're the Butcher. My idol. My maker. Oh! I'm sorry. [crying] I just wanted to be on TV.
Agnes
Now ye shall feel the Wrath of the Butcher! Glorious vengeance forged in fiery conflagration!
Agnes
Eat up.
Mama Polk
I didn't mean to hurt him.
Shelby
Gotta say. It felt nice to finally meet Dominic in person.
Matt
Matt: The Blood Moon is coming.
Rory: Is that bad? Should we call somebody?
Audrey [about Shelby]: Fiery and pathetic. It's exactly how I played her.
Rory: Nailed it.
Shelby: It's never too late for love.
Audrey: Too late? What do you mean? When is it too late? When your heart ossifies? When your vagina exsiccates into an ancient artifact? Or is it just any woman over the age of 29? What do you mean?
Audrey: She's outside my house with a large knife! She's come to take my Saturn!
911 Operator: Someone's trying to steal your vehicle ma'am?
Audrey: No, my Saturn Award! Bloody hell, it's Agnes! She's all spun up that I won. Hurry! She's quite mad!
Well, he is a whirlwind that one, isn't he? Who could have guessed that a woman of a certain age could have landed such a handsome young stud?
Audrey
Diana: It's 2:15 on Wednesday the 12th and this video will serve as evidence of what really went down on set today. Because I know Sidney is going to make me look like a crazy bitch. But too much creepy shit has been happening for me not to say anything. Sid may not see it, but I know something freaky is happening at that place. I would rather look like a crazy bitch than get killed trying to make this show.
Something terrifying is happening with this place.
Diana