Alcohol is the secret sauce to reality shows!

Sid

I'm a single mother looking to better my family's situation. Is that so hard to understand?

Lee

"Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?" Should I do it again? I mean, I can make it grittier, more vulnerable. I just, I really love this part. It's a great part.

Agnes

We thought that doing the show would be a healing experience. Maybe help us process everything. It just made us relive it all.

Shelby

Ah. I can smell the patchouli from here.

Sid [about Shelby]

Sid: "Return to Roanoke: Three Days in Hell." I'm gonna bring everybody who lived in that house, and the actors who played them on the show, and put them together in that house again. Only this time, hidden cameras recording everything.

The camera never stops, no matter what anybody says. Even if I tell you to stop, keep rolling. You got it?

Sid [to cameraman]

To this day, I still have that dream. I've tried yoga, meditation, hypnotherapy even. We escaped with our lives that night, but I never completely got over it. I'm not sure I ever will.

Shelby

It was... inhuman. I mean, she was just a little girl. They were monsters.

Shelby

Thou hath lost a son tonight. 'Tis a mother's burden to suffer the birth of her babe. But all agony pales when placed in measure with the cold death of that child.

The Butcher

I gave up. There was no way out. I just tried to soak up every last second I had left with Shelby because I knew, when that truck stopped, it was all over.

Matt

They tried for every minute of that 48 hours to catch me in an inconsistency. But there was no lie to catch. Because like Mark Twain said, if you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Lee

American Horror Story Quotes

Billie: Her husband murdered her with an ice pick.
Constance: It's hard to keep good help.

I questioned my sanity when I first found out. But this house, this house will make you a believer.

Constance