She's the exact opposite of okay! She's dead, because she got shot seven times, and nobody could survive that, not even in a parallel universe.

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Maybe I would if I had a peer in this whole building.

Malory

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The last time she was in the field they were still using muskets.

Lana

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Archer: Did you just say Gay G B?
Cyril: Aww...do you think it's the mustache?
Ray: It's not helping.

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Give it time. This isn't the Flintstones. We can't just wang him in the head with a frying pan!

Krieger

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Lana: Have you ever heard of ISIS?
Archer: From the Shazam/Isis Hour TV Show?

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Read a book between bi-annual suit case robbings.

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My third biggest fear. He brings home a whore and says "we're married." Oh and the whore has bangs.

Malory

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Ray: Ooh! Here's an idea. Why don't you just saw your God damned head off?
Cyril: Geez. What's up your butt?
Ray: Nothing is up my butt, Cyril. Oh, or maybe there is. I wouldn't know because I'm paralyzed from the waist down and it's Archer's fault!
Krieger: Uh, gettin' some mileage out of that, huh?

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Ron: Who the hell is going to sneak in from Canada?
Archer: Arctic wolves?

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Malory: Duly noted and disregarded. And I expect you to be totally convincing.
Lana: As the damsel in distress? Have you ever met a woman less damselly?
Malory: Pam.

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Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.

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