Archer Season 2 Episode 9: "Placebo Effect" Quotes
Did you watch Regis this morning?Archer
Well, you did threaten to stick a knife up his dick hole.Lana
Pam: Zing! ... Wildly inappropriate.
Krieger: Seriously, Pam.
Pam: Okay, clone wars.
Cyril: Kriegers father's was a Nazi scientist.
Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger.
Cyril: What!? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
Archer: What have I been doing?
Lana: Chain smoking joints the size of tampons.
Lana: Just a figure of speech.
Archer: Still, eww.
She's not gay, she just has big hands.Archer
Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.Archer
Now shut up and kick in the door for me. And do it bad ass like I would. If I still had toe nails.Archer
Archer: Lana, did you see my scarf?
Lana: Yes, Archer. I saw your scarf.
Archer: All my hair fell out.
Lana: I'm sorry.
Archer: Me too. It was my fifth best feature.
Gillette: My mother told me she loved me all the time.
Malory: Exactly, look how you turned out.
Gillette: Uh, with high self esteem?
I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima.Archer
As you can see I have wine coolers on my feet because my toe nails are popping off like pogs.Archer