Archer

Archer "Placebo Effect" Quotes

Archer: Did you watch Regis this morning?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: Well, you did threaten to stick a knife up his d**k hole.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Pam: Zing! ... Wildly inappropriate.
Krieger: Seriously, Pam.
Pam: Okay, clone wars.
Krieger: Zing.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cyril: Kriegers father's was a Nazi scientist.
Malory: And JFK's father was a bootlegger.
Cyril: What!? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Archer: What have I been doing?
Lana: Chain smoking joints the size of tampons.
Archer: Eww.
Lana: Just a figure of speech.
Archer: Still, eww.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Archer: She's not gay, she just has big hands.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Well, first of all, you don't have to yell. I don't have ear cancer.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Archer: Now shut up and kick in the door for me. And do it bad ass like I would. If I still had toe nails.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Lana, did you see my scarf?
Lana: Yes, Archer. I saw your scarf.
Archer: All my hair fell out.
Lana: I'm sorry.
Archer: Me too. It was my fifth best feature.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gillette: My mother told me she loved me all the time.
Malory: Exactly, look how you turned out.
Gillette: Uh, with high self esteem?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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