Ray: This quit being funny two hours ago!
Krieger: It's not supposed to be funny.
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Malory: If we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions.
Lana: Are you ever?
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We're going eastbound and down!
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Airplane air is so dry, plus you're breathing in God knows what those tuberculars in coach are...excuse me!?Malory
If you'll excuse me, I have to remove my underwear with a blow torch.Ray
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Cheryl: Nah, Cheryl's gone. I'm Cherlene now. And if somebody don't fry me 6 goddamn eggs and some Carolina fries I would personally be shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, if by morning this place ain't burned to the ground.
I'll be watching you like a hawk. That's been bred with an eagle...to produce some kind of eagle-eyed superhawk...with a badge.Hawley
Hawley: What do you people think the letters FBI stands for?
Archer: I bought a T-Shirt once that said "Female Body Inspector.
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You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass and held on, would ya!Ron