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Archer

If you're having a legitimate problem with your vagina...

Barry

Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.

Hello, is this air boats? Yeah, hi, it's me space bot.

Black astronaut. That's like killing a unicorn

You're not fit to be queen of...name a place.

Malory

With your looks, maybe bitchy isn't the way to go.

Lana

Please you'd do... name a noun

Malory

My tongue says sangria by my heart says michelada.

Commander Kellogg: Archer broke both of Wu's arms while shouting, "woo!"
Archer: Happy coincidence.

I left my lightsaber in my other space pants.

It's like a vagina with a zipper.

Cyril

Bring the heavy stuff, those ISIS bastards killed a black guy...I know, welcome to America.

Freedom Fighter
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Archer Season 3 Quotes

Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

Archer

Sterling: A ruse? Hi, it's 1930s, can have our words, and clothes, and shitty plane back?
Rip: Let's go, kid.
Sterling: Call you back, 1930s. And, hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler. He's a bad egg.

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