Archer

Archer Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 13: "Space Race, Part II"

Barry: If you're having a legitimate problem with your vagina...
 • Rating: Unrated

Cheryl: Think about someone else for once in your life.
Lana: And that's her saying that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Hello, is this air boats? Yeah, hi, it's me space bot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Black astronaut. That's like killing a unicorn
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: You're not fit to be queen of...name a place.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lana: With your looks, maybe bitchy isn't the way to go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Malory: Please you'd do... name a noun
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: My tongue says sangria by my heart says michelada.
 • Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

Commander Kellogg: Archer broke both of Wu's arms while shouting, "woo!"
Archer: Happy coincidence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: I left my lightsaber in my other space pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cyril: It's like a vagina with a zipper.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "Space Race: Part I"

Commander: Is mutiny a joke to you?
Archer: I dunno, maybe a mutiny of clowns.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Archer: Can it be fired with an erection?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "Crossing Over"

Cheryl: It has to be your place. Mine totally reeks of ocelot piss.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Archer: Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Archer: Best sex i've ever had. That includes Europe, Lana, and my Brazilian au pair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pam: This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Archer: Where did you learn all that stuff?
Pam: You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Archer: Really hoping that's not relevant.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "Lo Scandalo"

Archer: Your version didn't have coveralls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Archer: He was chasing you all rapey. Fortunately, he's italian so that shouldn't be too hard to sell.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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