Archer Season 5 Quotes
Lana, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?
Lana: Remember when you had cancer?
Sterling: Uhh - vaguely.
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That wasn't a brain chip. That was a just a sticker of the backpack of a little Lego spaceman.Krieger
Lana Kane, you have known me for a long, long time. When have I ever been honest with Sterling?Malory
Krieger: I am a doctor.
Ray & Cyril: No you're not.
Krieger: Well, no, but a student of life.
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You know how many times I helped a cow give birth in the barn? Plus one time my sister Edie? Well, she couldn't have it in the house! Long story. A long, racist story.Pam
Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just turn it off!Cyril
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Officer: The First Lady and I are having an affair.
Cyril: Damn, dog! That was my B.
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We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they can buy arms from Iran!? Did we at least free some hostages?!